The most amazing pumpkin you ever saw
They were driving into the countryside to make their search
Gathering their collection for the best-ever Halloween
Passing by the farms with pumpkins piled high on carts
Ready for the carving for there were lanterns to be made
Faces to be carved for the tallow candle to burn inside
Then hung upon the porches on such a special night
Then she spotted one that was different and yelled ‘Mom STOP’
Mom hit the brake and the truck screeched to a halt
Whilst Dad and Mom searched for their lantern shapes
Precious wandered around to the pile that had caught her eye
Huge orange pumpkins stacked in the doorway to a barn
Labelled ‘Special Scary Pumpkins from Hoppy’s Farm’
She selected one that was nearly as tall as she
Handed over a $5 bill and claimed her prize
Once home the carving started on the special one
Great eyes and rows of really spiky teeth
The great carved pumpkin stood proud upon the lawn
Night fell and she peered out from her bed
The sight almost made her eyes pop from her head
For her pumpkin seemed to have grown a leg
A few moments more and the pumpkin had grown two
Goodness gracious! What was the pumpkin going to do?
The pumpkin took its first steps around the lawn
Kind of shakily for pumpkins have to learn to walk
I’ve even heard on one pumpkin that learned how to talk
The pumpkin rolled gently around upon the lawn
Precious was convinced that she heard the pumpkin laugh
She was even more amazed when arms and hands appeared
Then with one bound the pumpkin leapt the picket fence
Then bounced right over the neighbour’s washing line
Collecting some undergarments as it cleared the top
Still there was more mischief to come
As clothes were being strewn back and forth
Before the pumpkin jumped the fence again
Bringing with it one large white sheet
Draped with this the pumpkin wandered down the street
Where lovers were indulging in one long last kiss
Disturbed they both jumped six feet
Then scampered off into the dark
This time she definitely heard the pumpkin laugh
Slipping off the sheet the pumpkin gave her a wink
Before flipping with a double somersault
An owl flew down and the two began to dance
To an audience of mice that appeared upon the porch
Who gave a round of applause when the dance was done
Before scampering back beneath a floorboard from whence they’d come
A passing black cat saw the pumpkin move and arched its back
Confrontation now seemed to be looming rather fast
Until the pumpkin turned and blew back a kiss
The cat blushed red and then turned a chalky white
Before screeching and tearing off in fright
A passing hound was not so easily disturbed
Padded right up to the pumpkin and gave it a soppy lick
Precious began to worry about what if the dog should bite
But the pumpkin extended an arm and gave a pat on the nose
That was not expected and the dog – why it nearly froze
Then tail between its legs went off with a whimper
Then the pumpkin seemed to grow and bats flew from its mouth
Pink spiders popped out from the eyes
To weave a sparkling web across the porch
This was a stranger Halloween than she could have ever dreamed
When morning broke she looked upon the lawn
The neighbours clothes strewn around her lips were sealed tight
This story she eventually told a passing leprechaun
Of how she bought a pumpkin and how the pumpkin grew
Then the leprechaun told me which is why I know it’s true
Copyright: David Hopcroft October 2020